Tags: art

"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

It’s just basic Fuckonomics

(via exsequar)

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literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

(via goodladnicelittlebody)


polaroid boyfriends

polaroid boyfriends

(Source: stylesbun, via gotbagsofcharm)

Tags: manip


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hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

(via daysundercover)

Tags: hahah right

daysundercover:

lornasaurusrex:

Funny how Louis and Harry don’t hate each other on the Pot Yacht BUT THE SECOND THEY STEP ON LAND THEY MUSTN’T BE SEEN WITHIN 100 YARDS OF EACH OTHER ~*~MORTAL ENEMIES~*~

Well in open waters you have to convert yards to NAUTICAL miles, and that gets a bit messy…

(Source: niallar, via handlerssaywecant)

Tags: bb harry 1dday

channybee:

Let’s all agree that Brazil was a wild ride.

channybee:

Let’s all agree that Brazil was a wild ride.

(via itscityzen)